Friday, March 9, 2012

Lawyer jokes!


Here are a few of my favorite clean attorney and lawyer jokes. It's usually short one-liners (or rather two-liners :-). I might add another ones later as well, this is just a beginning.

How many personal injury attorneys does it take to change a light bulb?
  • How many can you afford?
  • Three - one to turn the bulb, one to shake him off the ladder, and the third to sue the ladder company.


What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.
 

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